The reason for so many earthquakes in Texas can now be explained. Reports have been coming in from all over the state these quakes are originating within the boundaries of many of our cemeteries.
An exhaustive search has found most, but not all, of the seismic activity is emanating from the graves of former teachers. Indications are many of them have been turning over in their graves because of their knowledge the Texas State Teachers Association was going to endorse Wendy (abortion anytime, anywhere, for any reason) Davis for governor.